THIS PLACE IS WEIRD.

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shitshilarious: put the butter down motherfucker and let me and...

shitshilarious:

put the butter down motherfucker and let me and my wife go.

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nawsike: How to eat tomatoes

nawsike:

How to eat tomatoes

drarna: in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the...

drarna:

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

pondswald: "She's a red-haired, feisty, seductress, ball of...

pondswald:

"She's a red-haired, feisty, seductress, ball of wit."

alexmcrae14: Fun pics made by SPN cast

alexmcrae14:

Fun pics made by SPN cast

Black Widow photographed by Marco Grob

Black Widow photographed by Marco Grob

theanti90smovement: i cannot believe this is happening

theanti90smovement:

i cannot believe this is happening

growlithed: bertiebotts-theymeaneveryflavour: breadboxes: breadboxes: what did vincent say when...

growlithed:

bertiebotts-theymeaneveryflavour:

breadboxes:

breadboxes:

what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot 

"where did my van gogh"

the correct pronunciation of "gogh" is "goff", you uncultured swine

fuck gogh you idiot 

aduhm: when you ask a classmate what the homework is and they say "you should have paid...

aduhm:

when you ask a classmate what the homework is and they say "you should have paid attention"

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medusabitch: The entire show in one picture.

medusabitch:

The entire show in one picture.

Tumblr gets deep (part 2)

fergusmacleod13:

deejohnes:

betterliewell:

setting-the-world-on-fire:

Dylan, this is basically night-blogging

but this is me literally every second of my existence

I'm going to make it worse. Any fruit is just excess glucose the tree produces that it doesn't need, so it uses it to protect the seeds. So, basically, apple juice is the tree's semen.